I don’t buy into hype and so I don’t provide testimonials, however, these happen to be true:

“Rebecca can’t seem to crochet no matter how many times I teach her.” — Crafting Companion

“Rebecca’s unchanging review of free restaurant water is, ‘This tastes like toilet water.’ She’s never provided proof that she knows what toilet water tastes like.” — Concerned Co-worker

“I saw Rebecca put together a dance floor all by herself in under 7 hours. It was amazing!” — Event Coordinator